Do You Know About All The Things Pigeons Can Do?

You guys. It’s SO MUCH STUFF.

Illustration by the author.

How do you feel about pigeons? There are only three correct answers to this:

1. I LOVE THEM. I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM. PIGEONS ARE TREMENDOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Look, I’m not that in to pigeons, but I have respect for them.
3. I don’t know how I feel about them…