My Most Controversial Instagram Post Is About Hanging Out With Other People’s Kids

I stand by my stance.

Over the weekend, I hung out with a slutty baby. This, unfortunately, is not a term I coined myself, but man, do I ever love it.

Let me back up to talk a little about my most controversial Instagram post to date. I posted it in early December, and it accrued almost 150 comments — unusually high for posts of mine, which tend to be gentle and innocuous and about birds or broccoli. I’m just going to put it here for you to read. Go ahead and read it, and have whatever feelings you are going to have about it, and then we will discuss.