My Most Controversial Instagram Post Is About Hanging Out With Other People’s Kids

I stand by my stance.

Sophie Lucido Johnson
9 min readMar 13, 2024

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Over the weekend, I hung out with a slutty baby. This, unfortunately, is not a term I coined myself, but man, do I ever love it.

Let me back up to talk a little about my most controversial Instagram post to date. I posted it in early December, and it accrued almost 150 comments — unusually high for posts of mine, which tend to be gentle and innocuous and about birds or broccoli. I’m just going to put it here for you to read. Go…

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