You Should Do A Nighttime Thing During The Day

I’m Sorry That I Will Have To Talk About My Period For 766 Words Before I Get To That, But It’s Absolutely Necessary, And You Will Survive

There’s no elegant way to say this: in the year 2000, I was pumped to get my period. It was the first time something that happened in movies happened in my actual life. And here’s what was true about my period: NOTHING IN THE MOVIES HAD PREPARED ME FOR IT!